Welcome to our inaugural Superbol live blog. Understand that this constitutes dissemination without express written consent of the National Football League. That’s how we roll here.
We’ve live-blogged other events in the past, but this is different; we’re actually watching this. Things you should know:
I’m hosting an ersatz Superbol party.
I’m drinking. I’ve been drinking. I will continue to drink.
There’s a 72% chance that the Bacon Explosion is going to do me in before halftime.
End of the first quarter. So, I kinda forgot about this. Vegas made a fortune on first score bets. NOBODY had safety.
My wife yells that she needs help putting the baby to bed. I miss the next eight minutes of play.
Pats secondary = what I just dropped in the diaper genie.
Chris Collinsworth describes playing in the Superbol as “unsettling”
I expect David Beckham Bodywear to be extremely popular with the 2(x)ist crowd.
Ochocinco checks into the game. There is zero chance the ball is going his way.
They were whining about the ‘splosion. “That’s so gross” or “it’s a heart attack on a bun”. They’re all going back for seconds.
9:22 am, Monday
My hosting and boozing duties got in the way of my live blog, so let’s recap a few major points:
-Ochocinco caught a ball which pretty much ensures that we’ll have to deal with him as a cultural phenomenon for another couple years. I miss Chad Johnson.
-That Madonna shit was an embarrasment to everyone involved
-The song that Madge performed with MIA and Nicki Minaj is pure K-pop. You will never convince me that it wasn’t written for Girls Generation.
-Allowing the Giants to score the go-ahead touchdown was brilliant, and oddly more reminiscent of what a good Madden player does than what most NFL coaches would do.
-Bostonians will tell you that the Pats haven’t hoisted the Lombardy trophy since Brady left a pregnant Bridget Moynahan for Gisele. I’d like to remind them that they have zero championships since THEY GOT CAUGHT CHEATING.
-African children psyched to get their Patriots Super Bowl championship t-shirts next week.